Coffee Induced Alternative Lifestyle

While sipping my coffee this morning, I noticed that I can win €2,000 per month for the rest of my life by sending in two coffee labels.  I was also dimly aware of all the cheap holidays on the TV.  It didn’t take much caffeine for the brain to add them together into an alternative lifestyle.

It looks as if it is cheaper to live on holiday rather at home. 

In fact why have a home at all?

A couple of hundred quid will buy you a week in the sun on half board.  There are loads of places to choose from on the budget holiday websites.  For less than 1,500 quid you could spend the next couple of months in Greece, Italy, Turkey, Portugal, the Canaries and Egypt... breakfast included.

Fill in a few scratch cards while you are there and you’ll have the rest of the year booked up in free timeshare weeks as well.  You won’t need to worry about health, cars, property... you would just need an annual travel insurance. 

Friends?  Family?  Join them on holiday.  You’ll get more quality time with them than a year of rainy weekends.

Do such people exist?  Is there a class of new age Judith Chalmers hopping around Europe?  Presumably, if they had some sort of income worked out, they wouldn’t even need to pay tax.  They would have no fiscal residency anywhere. 

The idea might not be so silly after all. 

Drink more coffee.